Aren't you tired of Fakebook?
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| SpaceBook! Now with Spages! |
I mean, there's the online you and the real you.This is almost universal.
Here's my attempt at the same thing:
Hah! That gives me an idea. There's no better way for a semihero to be more relevant than to host a social portal that lets you be you and not some watered-down generally agreeable version of you. I mean, look at what you're wearing! Have you any idea how good Spandex feels? If you did... well anyway...
I think Space Ghost should launch... SPACEBOOK!
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| SPACEBOOK propoganda! Hooray! |
Before we get into shameless promotion, subliminal suggestion and other devious (yet worthwhile) marketing gimmicks, we should have a look at how SPACEBOOK came to be.
A Brief History of Spacebook by T. Ghostal
Spacebook started out in the sixties as a means of brainwashing young humans into trusting Space Ghost as the Protector of the Universe. This is a pretty important job and can be quite tiring, so the more people were prepared to donate, the better the Universe could be looked after.
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| Notice "Protectors of the Universe" caption. |
For those unable to read, television personalities were bribed into reading long passages out loud. They were encouraged to read from SpaceBook in a low, dull monotone, so as not to attract too much attention.
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| Old people are more trustworthy |
SpaceBook, the Future and YOU
Why spend countless hours on MyFace or CaseBook when you could have a splendid personal place IN THE COSMOS which, as you already know, is looked after by Space Ghost. Who you gonna call?
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| Space Ghost is Great! |
Of course, not just everyone is automatically assigned a space in Spacebook. The best spots are reserved for superheroes, semiheroes, people who have done good deeds like superheroes, people who say they'll do something good one day, people who say they're superheroes, people dressed like superheroes, cosplayers, people who want to be superheroes and, of course, spacebabes. Spacebabes are typically girls, women or, in general, female.
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| I don't know who this is but she has my clothes |
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| I don't know who this is either but with a console like that... |
If you interview SpaceBook you'll find some superheroes, or similar, are already on SpaceBook and might want to be your friend.
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| The logo pops up on the screen |
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| The logo pops up on another screen |
Right! That should convince you SpaceBook is the best. Coz it's endorsed by the Protector of the Universe, and there aren't many in higher authority I don't think.
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| Look heroic with SPACEBOOK! |
