Wednesday 28 March 2018

Meg Griffin - The Person Behind the Face








While Family Guy is well-known for its commentary on awkward adult situations, there remains much committed to the cutting floor in those same terms. And none more awkward than Meg 'Megatron' Griffin.

 

Unusual habits

Peter’s habit of showing his friends Lois’ boobs because he ‘thought they were nice’ (which Lois found flattering, if a little rude) resulted in the family’s adoption of this as normal behavior. 



No-one would have believed that this is how Chris' medical career was founded or that Meg would find fame as a viral meme in this exact pose. Brian is already naked, so that says something.

 
Example meme

Example viral meme

 

Saving Water

The Griffins do their part by sharing a bath or shower. Not wasting water is an important aspect of life in Quahog. 

The Griffins accidentally discover they plug into each other. Hayley Smith appears courtesy of American Dad!

 

Giggity Cam

On PornHub, Meg has over 4 million views thanks to Quagmire’s hidden cameras. Evolved from Glenn’s VHS collection that took him 2 years to capture to file.

 

Episodes

Inside Family Guy

Meg’s habit of exposing her breasts was edited from this ‘Behind the Scenes documentary’, where 'live' scenes had to be rehearsed. 

The Cast thanks the Audience

Meg and Chris in Interview

Family Guy Table Read

 

Halloween On Spooner Street

With this spooky script, Meg and Chris were to ‘accidentally’ make out in a closet when deemed so by a spin-the-bottle game. The pair mis-read the ‘simulated sex’ copy as ‘stimulated sex’ and in their seven minutes of darkness and confusion...

 

Leggo My Meg-O

(Not to be confused with LEGO Leggo My Meg Leg O, the LEGO version of this episode)

Meg accidentally kills the Sultan’s son when her limited wardrobe budget suggested an actual sex scene, something the poor boy’s mind wasn’t geared for. Meg said later, “So close! I wish I could tell everyone I f***d a guy to death.” The story made the rounds at school anyway.


He wasn't a good lover

Meg looking like she's ready for bed

 

Meg and Quagmire

Well, it was going to happen. Meg finds that he helps to make the afternoons go by quicker, plus he has great wifi and some really decent snacks too. Brian suspects something but he’s always distracted by the wifi and the snacks.

Notice the snack

Two snacks

 

Meg and Brian

Equally inevitable (and persistently hinted at) would be the union of the intellectual Brian and the terminally confused Meg, but without any of the bother of formality. No-one has bust them yet.

Brian notices something

meg overdoes it a bit on the bondage









Meg wonders if she's first or last.



When Peter asks Jesus for a miracle, dinners turn into ice-cream sundaes..



Meg hopes the boys will 'turn her loose' instead of going to market.

'that's how you sell cookies faster'

Friday 9 March 2018

FreeHand

FreeHand is everywhere.


Today I noticed, not for the first time, the FreeHand motif painted neatly on the tarmac. They're like everywhere. Well, okay, it might also mean 'Free Hugs' or a million other things, but the most obvious is FreeHand. Some might argue Fire Hose, or Fire Hydrant or Fire Here or Fish Habitat, but that's just water, innit? So FH is, then, er... Flowy Hydroxide?  Fairly Heavy? Ooh, ooh, FunFair Hydro.

fookin hell


Fuckers should just slap a "W" on there. For Water. Or, if you're walking South, M for Moisture. Or, if you emerged from the East, E for Emergency Water. Or, if you happened across the 'W' from the West, the '3' will still look like a 'W', which is universal for Wishing Well.

I digress.

Everyone knows FH is FreeHand, like DW is Dreamweaver, FL is Flash, FW is Fireworks. Macromedia got there first, those Fantastic Heroes.

Something i painted on a wall and then painted over less than a day later.
 

Wednesday 7 March 2018

#psybanksy

psybanksy street art
unknown artist


this is what happens when you're not allowed to draw on the walls when you're a kid


psybanksy


stashing psycandy for a rainy day


roy lichtenstein
roy lichtenstein everyone

heath ledger street art - the joker
not bothered with too much imprimatura then

the joker painting heath ledger
that's me. on the right.





madonna carried by angels (jacopo palma ~ 'il giovane') c. 1627
creation of adam (michaelangelo) c. 1508

palma michaelangelo acrylic on plaster
really like drawing on walls