Tuesday 18 November 2014

things programs say

A dialogue... or dialog... is a two-way communication, hence the prefix '-di'.

Most dialogs, then, are monologues? In any case, these are the oddest, funniest or otherwise strangest dialogs or messages I've encountered.


Ooh i made photoshop say a rude thing.





Photoshop has an extra dialog just for carpal tunnel...





 

But... Why? Audiograbber gets technical...




Photoshop CS6 is often a bit vague...


photoshop strange dialog


3ds Max 2011 has these rather existential observations...





Windows Help needs help


Windows XP help needs help
Windows 10 - same issue, fancier words

Why-the-fuck-are-you-not-online

Alert! Not online no can compute self destruct help help.



  My Confused DVD



Avoidable codec error as related by lazy coding.

  Uninstall not technically possible

 
It's a loop. Just use system restore.

 

Lucky 13

Vegas throws name

 

Tell my wi fi love her


This is, indeed, a message.

 

Time for your click

 
This dialog may have been photoshopped.

 

Drinking again?






It's a long story

 

That's a hefty jpeg. BTW download time estimated at 6,210 years 56 days 19 hours

 

 

From the ark

Some random dialogs from the internets... and the dark ages.



Not possible.

Thank goodness for punched card.


One cancels out the other.



 

Sunday 9 November 2014

geometric fractal


 





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