07 May 2015

Space Ghost presents... SPACEBOOK!

Aren't you tired of Fakebook?


SpaceBook! Now with Spages!


I mean, there's the online you and the real you.This is almost universal.



Here's my attempt at the same thing:



Hah! That gives me an idea. There's no better way for a semihero to be more relevant than to host a social portal that lets you be you and not some watered-down generally agreeable version of you. I mean, look at what you're wearing! Have you any idea how good Spandex feels? If you did... well anyway...

I think Space Ghost should launch... SPACEBOOK!

Space Ghost presents SPACEBOOK 
SPACEBOOK propoganda! Hooray!


Before we get into shameless promotion, subliminal suggestion and other devious (yet worthwhile) marketing gimmicks, we should have a look at how SPACEBOOK came to be.

A Brief History of Spacebook by T. Ghostal


Spacebook started out in the sixties as a means of brainwashing young humans into trusting Space Ghost as the Protector of the Universe. This is a pretty important job and can be quite tiring, so the more people were prepared to donate, the better the Universe could be looked after.

Original Spacebook - Space Ghost
Notice "Protectors of the Universe" caption.

For those unable to read, television personalities were bribed into reading long passages out loud. They were encouraged to read from SpaceBook in a low, dull monotone, so as not to attract too much attention.

Old people are more trustworthy

SpaceBook, the Future and YOU


Why spend countless hours on MyFace or CaseBook when you could have a splendid personal place IN THE COSMOS which, as you already know, is looked after by Space Ghost. Who you gonna call?

Space Ghost is Great!

Of course, not just everyone is automatically assigned a space in Spacebook. The best spots are reserved for superheroes, semiheroes, people who have done good deeds like superheroes, people who say they'll do something good one day, people who say they're superheroes, people dressed like superheroes, cosplayers, people who want to be superheroes and, of course, spacebabes. Spacebabes are typically girls, women or, in general, female.

I don't know who this is but she has my clothes

I don't know who this is either but with a console like that...

If you interview SpaceBook you'll find some superheroes, or similar, are already on SpaceBook and might want to be your friend.

The logo pops up on the screen

The logo pops up on another screen

Right! That should convince you SpaceBook is the best. Coz it's endorsed by the Protector of the Universe, and there aren't many in higher authority I don't think.

Look heroic with SPACEBOOK!

05 May 2015

Flipping the bird

Following my Space Ghost drawing, some examples of the more unusual instances where birds have been flipped.














03 May 2015

Good-days wash yu mi brodder

Sarah once wrote this in a birthday card and I'd love to know the origin...






Good days wash yu mi brodder

a-mek peace possess yu

an love enlighten yu

a-mek yu given be good

an yu evermore be everybody

a-mek Allness affec yu always

an yu meetin of eye to eye be vision

an all yu word

dem be word of wondament 



06 March 2015

CERN think matter matters. LHC switch on: No-one's listening for the squeak.

 

Dark matter is doesn't matter. CERN disagree.

Aha! I may get that Nobel after all.


News via BBC is that my postulate of dark matter renaming to doesn't matter might matter, which CERN want to find out when they switch the LHC back on after 2 years of polishing the brassware and trying to think of some way to follow on now that Higgs has shown the world that matter is now allowed to have mass.

That was a blow to weight watchers but otherwise it was expected. One may wonder what is next on the expected list and the answer there is nothing. So why switch the LHC back on? Because something is the matter, we just don't know yet what that may be.

Best they can come up with to justify the expense is the vague outside possibility that evidence may emerge showing what we know and have proven correct, is wrong.
They say dark matter matters, because if it didn't, the LHC could happily stay off. And, of course, they'd all have to find jobs. Not everyone has such charm and wit as Prof. Brian Cox, OBE.

So yeah, my former post on dark matter, anti-matter, matter and doesn't matter suddenly today had a resonance of relevance. In a curious quirk (quark?), this post is almost anti-LHC. So I can't go there, what with mutual annihilation and all that.

Here's the article...

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-31162725

Antimatter: missing altogether


Even within the 5% of the universe that we do know about, there is a baffling imbalance. The Big Bang ought to have produced two flavours of particle - matter and antimatter - in equal amounts.
When those two types of particle collide, they "annihilate" each other. A lot of that sort of annihilation went on, physicists say, and everything we can see in the universe is just the scraps left behind.

But puzzlingly, nearly all of those scraps are of one flavour: matter.
"You just don't get antimatter in the universe," says Prof Shears. "You get it in sci-fi and you get it when things decay radioactively, but there are no good deposits of it around."
This glaring absence is "one of the biggest mysteries we have", she adds. And it is the primary target of the LHCb experiment.

There, a series of slab-shaped detectors is waiting to try and pinpoint the difference between the particles and anti-particles that pop out of the proton collisions. Run One did reveal some of those differences - but nothing that could explain the drastic tipping of the universal scales towards matter. 


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Squeak Theory


In my post I also mentioned that a billion universes evaporated without so much as a squeak. 



 See? Nobody mentions the squeak, possibility of or lack thereof. Am I the only one thinking that microwave radiation background is found, but nobody is listening for the remnants of the squeak. It may not be there, fair enough, it it equally may. If I can locate it for sure the Nobel is mine. Like Penzias and Wilson, you don't have to be a physicist or for that matter (!) know what you're doing to land the Nobel for Physics. 


Not that it matters.



Contact can have consequences.


Related:
  • Existence of anti-matter
  • Release of energy on annihilation
  • Several billion universes then converted to pure energy simultaneously
  • Progression of anti-logic to the point where applied logic requires seriously advanced mathematics to be valid, and deductive reasoning or intuition will not apply.

22 February 2015

Why energy, dark energy, matter and dark matter are, in fact, doesn’t matter.


 A discussion of why Doesn’t Matter is a more accurate and positive view on Matter and Dark matter.


Why this should matter


For those amongst us who find the new age of physics an exciting and interesting time, the hitherto hidden  realm of theoretical physics is now more accessible than ever before. The incredibly intelligent and rare power thinkers that become nuclear physicists or astrophysicists have each the potential to change forever the way mankind views the universe, in the manner that Galileo, Newton, Zwicky, Hubble, Feynman, Guth, and most remarkably Einstein - to name but a few - have so powerfully demonstrated.

That these thinkers have the ability to imagine, let alone prove, that the substance of our universe is so far removed from our common concept of time and space is in itself beyond almost all of us, and it is within these surreal yet bizarrely accurate tales that we find ourselves captured, imaginations ablaze, as the far-flung science once trapped in books of fiction used to do. In a realm where anything is not just possible but indeed probable, writers such as Asimov, Sagan and Clarke could use this lofty world to weave stories of fascination unhindered by a common-sense view of the nature of our existence.

In the modern age of instant global communication and accelerated fame, the vague and mysterious intellectual domain is now nothing more than a headline from a blog. CERN found the Higgs and now they’re cranking up the juice in their quest to find more, or perhaps momentarily borrow all of Europe’s electricity. The quest for a unified theory has constantly uncovered, in both quantum and universal scales, simply more mind-blowing and counter-intuitive puzzles, ever taxing the greatest minds in the history of our species. Sensory technology is, for the most part, capable and ready to detect or disprove any theory bound to our dimensions, yet even so falls far short of shedding light on ideas now decades old.



looking back you need a powerful light


 What’s the matter?


To understand the essence of this quest, it may be advantageous to understand human nature and its relationship with the accumulation of scientific knowledge. Man is somewhat predisposed to adventure, exploration, expedition and discovery. Aside from the vast realm of the ocean’s floors, which are expensive to explore and offer up few answers to large questions, we have pretty much explored and discovered all our planet has to offer. However, the desire to explain the universe on the tiniest and largest scales we can imagine pulls us irresistibly toward this aspect of our nature. Add to that the surreal forces these discoveries are revealing and you have a recipe for a truly engaging and fascinating journey.

Anyone following the history of our discoveries knows that we seem to have four fundamental aspects to the questions. One aspect, space/time, we seem to have a fairly good grip on. The other three are matter, energy, and something else. The term for the something else is ‘dark’, and since our frame of reference doesn’t predict what this may be, we relate to it in the interim as either dark matter or dark energy, depending on our detection of the influence of gravity on the stuff our sensory arrays are unable to detect, yet the theories predict must be there.

That’s a lot of faith in theory, and this owes itself to the history of theory where solid mathematics may predict future observations with unnerving accuracy. And so far, so good, we are certainly predicting, as we have before, outcomes we are currently unable to observe. However, those sensitive to the mood and subtext that has historically marked the rivalries between leading scientists may have detected that there is a general feeling that this is as far as we can go. As we progress, as we discover, things are starting to unravel. The more we find, there becomes exponentially more to find. Continue on that path and logic dictates that a point is reached where the mysteries compound on such a scale or with such complexity that it is probable even millennia of accumulated discovery and knowledge will not reveal the fundamental truths.

Given that scenario, it may come to pass that the overall consensus is that there is no fundamental truth. It is, if you think about it, considerably more plausible than accepted theory. Everyone agrees with Einstein, that nothing can travel faster than light, just as everyone accepts Guth’s assertion that the universe did exactly that, for a good several hundred thousand years. The reason such dichotomous theories can co-exist, of course, is that the nature of physics then and now are unrelated, despite existing as they do in our realm, within our dimensions - at least partially- and within the lifetime of our universe. So both these ideas hold ground, yet the quest for the fundamental truths persists as if it was plausible to imagine such a notion exists. The further from intuition the theories evolve, the more fascinating the story and the less likely an end result may be attained. Still, it’s a fascinating story, and like any gripping series, we delight in the tale unfolding, not knowing how - or if - it ends.

The matter with matter

In considering the nature of matter and its relationship with energy and light, existing in space/time as it does, we must first shelve the idea that the term does not include the concept of patter. Our concept of lineage includes the role of patter, as Guth would argue, merely as a precursor to matter, and matter as we conceptually define in this age, from our perspective, holds no relationship with patter. It makes sense then that patter doesn’t matter, because patter, obviously, isn’t matter.

Another strange notion accepted widely, owing to clear mathematic models, is the former existence of anti-matter. Following Einstein, anti-matter must also be anti-energy, albeit energy multiplied by the square of the speed of light. So one anti-matter, in the mutual annihilation of one other matter, may also be referred to as one anti-gargantuan shunt of energy annihilating one gargantuan shunt of energy. The result in both cases is a silent and undetectable quantum blip, which is a little disappointing considering the massive energies involved.

In both cases, regardless of the quantities involved or the state of those quantities, neither matter nor the enormous energies are of any consequence. Anti-matter and matter, proximate to each other, effectively don’t matter. Anti-matter and matter distanced such that they do not mutually annihilate, will sooner or later become proximate and the outcome is the same. Our conclusion then is that all anti-matter and all matter don’t matter.

Not wishing to leave Einstein’s famous equation out of the mix, it should be noted that it follows the same holds true for energy, the larger proportion of which, mutually proportionate as it is, also doesn’t matter.

Of course, physicists will acknowledge these statements are true, it being a long held assertion that the discrepancy between matter and anti-matter, that being something like one part in a billion, accounts for all the atoms in the universe today. So the universe, multiplied by a billion, evaporated without so much as a squeak. If it weren’t for the fact that God’s scientific calculator could only handle seventeen digits either side of the decimal point, the universe would have annihilated itself the instant it sprang into existence. Guth would agree. There may have been billions of non-starters in his multi-dimensional multiverse argument. Or none. It’s a theory that cannot be proven, and would make little difference if it could, so it too doesn’t matter.

At some point, should the funding be acquired, it may be possible to prove that our billion-fold universe did actually squeak. If all matter was at that point a superheated super-dense hyper-inflating mass of electrons too dense to form atoms, then atoms were not capable of transmitting the squeak. However, if one accepts that sound requires a medium in which to transmit, and that the transmission of the sound becomes more efficient as the density of the material carrying that transmission increases, it may be equally plausible that the entire universe  did emit a rather loud squeak the moment practically all of it vanished.

Or so it seemed. By all appearances, it didn’t actually vanish, it simply vanished from us. The label ‘dark matter’ is only dark because it is hidden from us, but it is there, it does exist. What it isn’t, of course, is matter, because matter, by its very nature, once proven to exist, exists. Guth is gleefully rubbing his hands here, as the nature of this form of matter, in his view, is conceivably matter smashed into another dimension in the process of this theoretical mutual annihilation. Hence detection without observation.

My argument is a little different. Whether or not it simply squeaked out of existence, rendering pointless the process of existence in the first place, or dumped into a dimension we are prevented from experiencing, the result is that it frankly doesn’t matter. That’s what dark matter actually is. It’s doesn’t matter. What physicists call dark matter is simply a label for their own inability to grasp the concept. In my view, the technical term is doesn’t matter, which is different, because it demonstrably does exist in this dimension, at this time, and it is widely known amongst humanity in the form of common sense. Dark matter is ‘we don’t know’, doesn’t matter is ‘we do know’ - besides this key difference, the physical and theoretical properties of the phenomenon are identical.

Conclusion


It therefore follows, thanks to our friend Einstein, that dark energy is also doesn’t matter, just potentially lots more of it. No great leap there. If Einstein were alive today, he’d be overjoyed that he has proven conclusively that energy, dark energy, dark matter and, as mentioned before, matter… are all, besides being the very fabric of this universe, doesn’t matter. This, in turn, means Einstein doesn’t matter, and the circle is complete. Thus the theory proves itself.  Q.E.D.1




I was watching Professor Jim Al-Khalili's documentary series 'Atom' recently when I became aware  of the repeated phrases centred on the notion of 'Counter-intuitive', and the history of science is presented as one enormous uphill battle against common sense - or, indeed, deductive reasoning This is the nature of advanced mathematics.

When he summarizes the series, Jim points out how each leap in thinking was at the hands of someone who 'flew against the prevailing wisdom of the day' (most notable are the conflicts between some scientists) and, more remarkably (in the case of Richard Feynman) sometimes didn't know what the equations actually meant. Jim says, "If the inventor of the theory doesn't understand it, what chance do we have? 

He does neglect to mention that our dimension needn't apply in certain conditions- and hence we are compelled to consider that everything we take for granted may not necessarily be true. We've simply reached a point where theoretical physics now bears little relation to our dimension or plane of existence, IMHO..

Theoretical predication


Any solid theory should accurately predict observational data. As such, I’d like to go on record as stating, despite considerable evidence to the contrary, that even though it doesn’t matter, I would gratefully and with joy accept the Nobel Prize for Physics. Just because my acceptance speech would ipso facto include the notion that it doesn’t matter should not preclude either my nomination or acceptance. No physicist is bound to believe his own theory, nor, like Penzias/Wilson, actually have any idea what they're talking about, I mean if they can scoop the prize... anyway, as I have claimed here may have been proven ( by logic or accidentally thru sheer good luck), it doesn’t matter.



dark energy being mysterious, yet energetic


 Epilogue: Nothing matters


In the evidence for existence we turn to Descartes, who pondered how we might know if what we experience is real, or if it’s a dream. His conclusion hinged on independent thought, arguing ‘I think, therefore I am’. If I am capable of independent thought, I must exist within a dimensional plane, wherever that may be. If it’s a dream or it’s a reality verified by shared experience, in either case I nonetheless exist. Sentience must require existence.

No mention is made of the human tendency to think in language - the quality of our language determines the quality of our thoughts* - so by this measure sentience and language are linked and this is not necessarily true. But I digress.

* see Terence McKenna's endnote

There is, however, a potential flaw to his hypothesis, one that falls in with Guth’s notion of random physical laws governing each universe. Mankind’s reliance on mathematics, in the absolute world of numbers, may not be quite so absolute.

Logic, as far as we know, is a human construct and so far it has borne out with our observations. However, in a number of critical areas, it has broken down. The closer logic brings us to the big questions... where the universe came from, what is an elementary particle, are these dimensions all that exist, is this universe the only to exist, how does random seeding account for the precision of physical laws, how come life arrived so soon after our planet formed, why is it so tenacious here and, so far, nowhere else.... how is our existence hinged on a series of coincidental and wildly improbable events, why did we not find evidence of life on mars given her former atmosphere, oceans and proximity to seed, what happens at an event horizon, why do the answers recede faster than our approach, if inflation explains why the universe is larger, in light years, than it is old, does it not also point to the pliability of what we consider absolute, how do we know that mathematical logic is absolute, if other dimensions exist, why are they hidden and are we equally inaccessible to them and finally... why, when all our accumulated knowledge and mastery of numbers explains so much around us, do we call something a ‘singularity’ when the natural laws no longer apply? Surely, if natural laws don't apply, they're not natural laws but rather temporary states?

It’s not a singularity. It’s the failure of human logic to extend to such extremes. Back with Descartes, ‘I think therefore I am’... the term ‘therefore’ hinges on the same broken logic we assume is sound, whilst simultaneously discovering that the closer to the truth we get, the further from our domain we find ourselves. The big questions have answers, and so far the answers we’re getting is that what we think we know is wrong. It may not follow that the human logical construct ‘therefore’ has any more meaning than the term ‘coincidence’ explains how we got here. The first two words of Descartes’ treatise, ‘I think’ is the only aspect we may consider to be absolute, because this matches our experience. But as we get closer to the big bang and the nature of particles, the more we doubt the validity of ‘therefore’.

Albert Camus had this on his mind when he randomly walked up to an Arab on the beach and shot him in the head. He said he was 'overcome by the sun' but he did it to test his principal philosophy. While he was in prison serving time for the deed, he wrote ‘The Stranger’, which hinged on the  principle of 'nothing matters'. And he was right, for in the universal scheme of things, his actions made no difference at all.

Killing an Arab’ from the album 'Standing on a Beach' by The Cure has lyrics I can recite from memory... I hope!

    Standing on a beach with a gun in my hand

    Staring at the sea, staring at the sand

    Staring at myself reflected in the eyes

    Of the dead man on the beach


    I’m alive

    I’m dead

    I’m a stranger

    Killing an Arab


    I can turn and walk away or I can fire the gun

    Staring at the sky, staring at the sun

    Whichever I choose it amounts to the same

    Absolutely nothing

Notice the title. Familiar?

This is 'Standing on a Beach', the one we know ;]


Terence McKenna - 'Language'


Terence McKenna discussing the relationship between perceived reality and language...



“… and we worry about quarks and electromagnetic radiation…

All of this is entirely a fiction, none of this stuff exists. All that exists… are words.



We all here, I suppose, give great credence to quantum physics.



Is there anyone here who would care to explain to the group, several of the core doctrines of quantum physics? Or any core doctrine? And by ‘explain’ I don’t mean the verbal gloss, give me the hardcore stuff.
 No-one’s coming forward and yet this is our truth. How crazy are you if your truth is something you can’t even understand? Who of them can explain what reality even is? Well, this is a head full of shit, this kind of thinking. 

What we are dealing with is what Lichtenstein called ‘The Present at Hand’ Good phrase, it implies that only ‘that which can be grasped’ matters. And the quantum cannot be grasped, the boson, electromagnetic field… cannot be grasped. These are little shingles we’ve expoxied onto the face of the universal mystery, and you can’t see the face of the mystery any more, and they call that an explanation.”

Edit: 09 August 2015

 The Awesomer posted this gem today:



Awesomer stuff is usually awesome.

The note reads: @Our friends at Kurzgesaght are back with another informative animation - this time about the science of the perplexing stuff inside and around the stuff we know about, which we don't have any good way of examining or measuring.

So 'science' is the new religion, then. Bet Dawkins is chuffed.