things programs say

A dialogue... or dialog... is a two-way communication, hence the prefix '-di'.

Most dialogs, then, are monologues? In any case, these are the oddest, funniest or otherwise strangest dialogs or messages I've encountered.

Ooh i made photoshop say a rude thing.

Photoshop has an extra dialog just for carpal tunnel...

 

But... Why? Audiograbber gets technical...

Photoshop CS6 is often a bit vague...

3ds Max 2011 has these rather existential observations...

 

Windows Help needs help

Windows XP help needs help

Windows 10 - same issue, fancier words

Why-the-fuck-are-you-not-online

Alert! Not online no can compute self destruct help help.

  My Confused DVD

 

Avoidable codec error as related by lazy coding.

  Uninstall not technically possible

 

It's a loop. Just use system restore.

 

Lucky 13

Vegas throws name

 

Tell my wi fi love her

This is, indeed, a message.

 

Time for your click

 

This dialog may have been photoshopped.

 

Drinking again?

It's a long story

 

That's a hefty jpeg. BTW download time estimated at 6,210 years 56 days 19 hours

 

 

From the ark

Some random dialogs from the internets... and the dark ages.

Not possible.

Thank goodness for punched card.

One cancels out the other.