The Meaning of Liff

Kreativ Riting

A Andrew    Alternative Arachnid  Autonomy Autonomous	When a kangaroo is your +1 White people The state of AC current half the time Gay nightclub for bees Every other local Utterance describing a requirement to fondle breasts A refusal to do as everyone else is doing When everything tastes nice Engine not powered by mice When all large servings taste nice
B Blog  Blogg BB-8	Very small log Premature end to a blowjob To blow a kiss to a horse before a race for luck 8mm footage of bouncing breasts Best before the 8th Buyer Beware (grade 8/10) Eight BB’s.
C Collective Constantly Crap Cursive Cursory  Context Caramel Clutchypaw  Clutch	Gathering honey When a ballot count ends in a dead tie Never Substandard rap Tendency to swear Tendency to swear when angry SMS from Nigeria Cara Melissa or Cara Mary Elizabeth LaLaLand A smelly vehicle or one that’s hellish to drive The way smokers keep a lighter to the palm  Revs the Bong
D Death Disposition Decimated DV-8 E Exact Extractor	Fat Beth This position Having sex in groups of ten. Making ten new friends in a nightclub  The reversal of the process that creates a Cim 8-bit digital video format popular with pornographers  A former act Person who used to like tractors
F Funny	A sneeze by knight who says ‘Ni’
G Glowing	General luxury debt
H Horny	Obsessed with playing the bugle Knee of ill repute
I Indisposition Indisposed Inoculate iDV-8	Not this position (UK) In this position (US) Past tense of ‘In this pose’ A fender-bender accident that makes you late Proprietary codec used in litigation
J Jade	French for “I am Ade”
K Killbot	A very cool (or unwell) robot called K
L Lactate  Big Boob Mythology	Without Tate Breast/bra size mismatch
M MR2 Malformed	(French) Shit The influence of caramel on body shape Having parents named Malcolm or Mallory
N Never	Once
O Often   Once	Constantly Often
P OPQ Pee Piss Predicting Text Predictive Text	Oh, pee queue Entertainment Drunken, poorly aimed form of pee The learning curve associated with typing mobile texts quickly. Writing down what you think will happen
Q QE2	Spanish for “What, again?”
R Randy Recursive Ronaldo	Southern for “Andrew” See Recursive Kids that like to run around in very tight circles
S Seriously Sex     Subtext	A test of your IQ. The correct response is ‘No”, Female equivalent of work Male equivalent of everything Ability to write upside down Fine print When you’re bettered by a Texan of diminutive stature Ship markings below the water line Satan’s memoirs
T Tardy Tardigrade Tarot Tattooine Terminal Velocity Trainspotting Text Ted	When tarmac is laid straight, then in a semicircle Compromise to tarmac integrity over time The carrot / The row Tattooing in Japan Bicycle shed in France Skills coaching for Dalmatians What retired trains do all day T-extension (outside) When letters have questionable relationships. When an ex comes between titties Short form of the name Teddery A soft toy belonging to Teddery Something that happened already
U Unanimous Underling Untie uDV-8	If the animous was a mistake To reset following a derling Lowering the necktie Picture a tie. It's not that. Advanced bondage practice A very, very small spy camera
V Velociraptor Virtual Reality	French bicycle packaging facility Method of wrapping girls very quickly Not real, but almost When everyone’s virtues are suddenly  absent
W Wee Wheee Whooping Cough wiiDV- Work	Pee Long pee in a windy place The crank that starts the motor Requiring a machine to share an experience  Swear word
X Xenophobia Xenomorph	An irrational fear of crossing an eno An evil Greek goddess, large of breast pH neutral bacteria found in xylophones Extinct miniature subspecies of boa constrictor prone to entanglement  (Obi-Wan:) “Xeno, oh, please help! Orange biscuit indoor anthill.” An irrational fear of J Leno An irrational fear of Ken Person previously xenophobic, and / or previously xenomorphic
Y-Z Yawp Yonder Yukon   Zen Zebra	A yawn halted by a hiccup The idiot over there     You can’t Then, with a twang Mosquito turbo boost Street greeting, “There, brother” (Netherlands: “Sea, brother”)

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list made by me for no reason whatsoever

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