Kreativ Riting
A Andrew Alternative Arachnid Autonomy Autonomous | When a kangaroo is your +1 White people The state of AC current half the time Gay nightclub for bees Every other local Utterance describing a requirement to fondle breasts A refusal to do as everyone else is doing When everything tastes nice Engine not powered by mice When all large servings taste nice |
B Blog Blogg BB-8 | Very small log Premature end to a blowjob To blow a kiss to a horse before a race for luck 8mm footage of bouncing breasts Best before the 8th Buyer Beware (grade 8/10) Eight BB’s. |
C Collective Constantly Crap Cursive Cursory Context Caramel Clutchypaw Clutch | Gathering honey When a ballot count ends in a dead tie Never Substandard rap Tendency to swear Tendency to swear when angry SMS from Nigeria Cara Melissa or Cara Mary Elizabeth LaLaLand A smelly vehicle or one that’s hellish to drive The way smokers keep a lighter to the palm Revs the Bong |
D Death Disposition Decimated DV-8 E Exact Extractor | Fat Beth This position Having sex in groups of ten. Making ten new friends in a nightclub The reversal of the process that creates a Cim 8-bit digital video format popular with pornographers A former act Person who used to like tractors |
| F Funny | A sneeze by knight who says ‘Ni’ |
| G Glowing | General luxury debt |
| H Horny | Obsessed with playing the bugle Knee of ill repute |
| I Indisposition Indisposed Inoculate iDV-8 | Not this position (UK) In this position (US) Past tense of ‘In this pose’ A fender-bender accident that makes you late Proprietary codec used in litigation |
| J Jade | French for “I am Ade” |
| K Killbot | A very cool (or unwell) robot called K |
| L Lactate Big Boob Mythology | Without Tate Breast/bra size mismatch |
| M MR2 Malformed | (French) Shit The influence of caramel on body shape Having parents named Malcolm or Mallory |
| N Never | Once |
| O Often Once | Constantly Often |
| P OPQ Pee Piss Predicting Text Predictive Text | Oh, pee queue Entertainment Drunken, poorly aimed form of pee The learning curve associated with typing mobile texts quickly. Writing down what you think will happen |
| Q QE2 | Spanish for “What, again?” |
| R Randy Recursive Ronaldo | Southern for “Andrew” See Recursive Kids that like to run around in very tight circles |
| S Seriously Sex Subtext | A test of your IQ. The correct response is ‘No”, Female equivalent of work Male equivalent of everything Ability to write upside down Fine print When you’re bettered by a Texan of diminutive stature Ship markings below the water line Satan’s memoirs |
| T Tardy Tardigrade Tarot Tattooine Terminal Velocity Trainspotting Text Ted | When tarmac is laid straight, then in a semicircle Compromise to tarmac integrity over time The carrot / The row Tattooing in Japan Bicycle shed in France Skills coaching for Dalmatians What retired trains do all day T-extension (outside) When letters have questionable relationships. When an ex comes between titties Short form of the name Teddery A soft toy belonging to Teddery Something that happened already |
| U Unanimous Underling Untie uDV-8 | If the animous was a mistake To reset following a derling Lowering the necktie Picture a tie. It's not that. Advanced bondage practice A very, very small spy camera |
| V Velociraptor Virtual Reality | French bicycle packaging facility Method of wrapping girls very quickly Not real, but almost When everyone’s virtues are suddenly absent |
| W Wee Wheee Whooping Cough wiiDV- Work | Pee Long pee in a windy place The crank that starts the motor Requiring a machine to share an experience Swear word |
| X Xenophobia Xenomorph | An irrational fear of crossing an eno An evil Greek goddess, large of breast pH neutral bacteria found in xylophones Extinct miniature subspecies of boa constrictor prone to entanglement (Obi-Wan:) “Xeno, oh, please help! Orange biscuit indoor anthill.” An irrational fear of J Leno An irrational fear of Ken Person previously xenophobic, and / or previously xenomorphic |
| Y-Z Yawp Yonder Yukon Zen Zebra | A yawn halted by a hiccup The idiot over there You can’t Then, with a twang Mosquito turbo boost Street greeting, “There, brother” (Netherlands: “Sea, brother”) |
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