Deliberately de-contextualised (but accurate) quotes from random chats between myself (G), Jodie (J) and Megan (M).
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| megan and author. for reference |
M: It’s a waste of fucking time G: Well not fucking time, just 'time' Fucking time is different, like dog years |
J: Meet me at the back entrance. Your front entrance my back entrance.
M: Tell me what to do, I will do anything
J: See? We can do it from behind now.
J: It’s how your mouth fits over it
J: Home bound
M: I’ll do what you want me to. What should I do now?
M: I’m always distracted by everything
M: I’d rather be pissed on
G: I’ve never been licked
J: Neither have I, until now
G: So he can eat and ride at the same time
J: I have to be still
G: Do you do your own stunts?
J: I can’t afford a stunt double
G: Are you craving anything?
M: Everything
G: I want to jump up and down on... your… left arm
M: You could do that
M: Tell me how you want it
G: If I jumped on you now, what would you do?
M: Probably scream
J: I need to de-clutchypaw myself
J: How do you like my pie?
G: Do I really want to see Gavin's bush?
M: Actually its nice to sniff things you know
J: I've lubed up my whip
Now I want to take it for a walk
J: It's better with two
G: Whips?
J: Yes. More fun.
J: Yes. More fun.
G: Do I really want to see Gavin's bush?
M: Yes it's fucking amazing
J: I've lubed up my whip
Now I want to take it for a walk
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