Kreativ Riting

A Andrew Alternative Arachnid Autonomy Autonomous	When a kangaroo is your +1 White people The state of AC current half the time Gay nightclub for bees Every other local Utterance describing a requirement to fondle breasts A refusal to do as everyone else is doing When everything tastes nice Engine not powered by mice When all large servings taste nice
B Blog Blogg BB-8	Very small log Premature end to a blowjob To blow a kiss to a horse before a race for luck 8mm footage of bouncing breasts Best before the 8^th Buyer Beware (grade 8/10) Eight BB’s.
C Collective Constantly Crap Cursive Cursory Context Caramel Clutchypaw Clutch	Gathering honey When a ballot count ends in a dead tie Never Substandard rap Tendency to swear Tendency to swear when angry SMS from Nigeria Cara Melissa or Cara Mary Elizabeth LaLaLand A smelly vehicle or one that’s hellish to drive The way smokers keep a lighter to the palm Revs the Bong
D Death Disposition Decimated DV-8 E Exact Extractor	Fat Beth This position Having sex in groups of ten. Making ten new friends in a nightclub The reversal of the process that creates a Cim 8-bit digital video format popular with pornographers A former act Person who used to like tractors
F Funny	A sneeze by knight who says ‘Ni’
G Glowing	General luxury debt
H Horny	Obsessed with playing the bugle Knee of ill repute
I Indisposition Indisposed Inoculate iDV-8	Not this position (UK) In this position (US) Past tense of ‘In this pose’ A fender-bender accident that makes you late Proprietary codec used in litigation
J Jade	French for “I am Ade”
K Killbot	A very cool (or unwell) robot called K
L Lactate Big Boob Mythology	Without Tate Breast/bra size mismatch
M MR2 Malformed	(French) Shit The influence of caramel on body shape Having parents named Malcolm or Mallory
N Never	Once
O Often Once	Constantly Often
P OPQ Pee Piss Predicting Text Predictive Text	Oh, pee queue Entertainment Drunken, poorly aimed form of pee The learning curve associated with typing mobile texts quickly. Writing down what you think will happen
Q QE2	Spanish for “What, again?”
R Randy Recursive Ronaldo	Southern for “Andrew” See Recursive Kids that like to run around in very tight circles
S Seriously Sex Subtext	A test of your IQ. The correct response is ‘No”, Female equivalent of work Male equivalent of everything Ability to write upside down Fine print When you’re bettered by a Texan of diminutive stature Ship markings below the water line Satan’s memoirs
T Tardy Tardigrade Tarot Tattooine Terminal Velocity Trainspotting Text Ted	When tarmac is laid straight, then in a semicircle Compromise to tarmac integrity over time The carrot / The row Tattooing in Japan Bicycle shed in France Skills coaching for Dalmatians What retired trains do all day T-extension (outside) When letters have questionable relationships. When an ex comes between titties Short form of the name Teddery A soft toy belonging to Teddery Something that happened already
U Unanimous Underling Untie uDV-8	If the animous was a mistake To reset following a derling Lowering the necktie Picture a tie. It's not that. Advanced bondage practice A very, very small spy camera
V Velociraptor Virtual Reality	French bicycle packaging facility Method of wrapping girls very quickly Not real, but almost When everyone’s virtues are suddenly absent
W Wee Wheee Whooping Cough wiiDV- Work	Pee Long pee in a windy place The crank that starts the motor Requiring a machine to share an experience Swear word
X Xenophobia Xenomorph	An irrational fear of crossing an eno An evil Greek goddess, large of breast pH neutral bacteria found in xylophones Extinct miniature subspecies of boa constrictor prone to entanglement (Obi-Wan:) “Xeno, oh, please help! Orange biscuit indoor anthill.” An irrational fear of J Leno An irrational fear of Ken Person previously xenophobic, and / or previously xenomorphic
Y-Z Yawp Yonder Yukon Zen Zebra	A yawn halted by a hiccup The idiot over there You can’t Then, with a twang Mosquito turbo boost Street greeting, “There, brother” (Netherlands: “Sea, brother”)

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Amy Wong

#futuramafakes

Amy makes the cover

Amy's various associations with magazine editors made her famous as a cover model, and several collectors all vie for good copies of the editions where she is featured.

Amy's appearances on Mad, Maxim, Penthouse, Playboy, Score and Swank periodical publications.

Bender in Amy's Body

It’s not often you see deeply mistrustful Amy Wong toking a stoagie, while contemplating the mystery of her clothing suddenly having vanished... with an eye to burgle Nikolai, playboy ruler of the Robo-Hungarian Empire. Unless, of course, it’s Bender in Amy’s body. From “The Prisoner of Benda”

Washbucket in Amy’s body

Bender wasn’t the only one in Amy’s body in “Prisoner of Benda” . In human form, Washbucket was at last able to declare her long-term yearnings for Scruffy, who rebuffs her with the addage 'it would be wrong' even though secretly he was delighted.

Washbucket wasted no time finding Scruffy, and caught him a bit off-guard

Washbucket's repertoire was limited, although expansive for a washbucket.

Washbucket goes to warm the bed

Amy Wong Arm Glitch

In “Bender’s Big Score”, on the spammers’ nude beach, Amy briefly develops a third arm as she listens to Leela and the spammers’ conversation.

Of course, with edit, it’s easy to restore two-armed normality.

Amy's decision to ask Leela to freshen their drinks turned out to be a close call as Leela was accidentally impregnated by Fry before she reached the bar.

Leela: "Hey!"

Waking up late

Amy wakes in a panic on the day of her exam.

The Wong Way

Amy's appearance in Playboy was unexpected, since the spread was 'leaked' by the spammers. Amy was never paid for this appearance, as Amy's parents bought Playboy Inc in a bid to prevent anyone seeing the collection. The issue 'leaked' online anyway, as Earth is a naturally leaky place.

Oops! A nipslip slipped

Fry can't talk and have a boner at the same time.

Here's one the censors didn't see until after the broadcast. Amy's making fun of Fry's wiener in "Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love?" and inadvertently shows a nipple, which makes Leela forget her line.

Leela is fascinated with Amy's nipple.

Amy sometimes falls prey to accidental nudity, usually a result of malfunctioning tech.

The spray-on bikini didn't last as expected.

An average day on the ward.

Accidentally sleeping

It's fortunate that just before dropping off to sleep, you tend not to remember the last thing that happened.

Accidentally sleeping with Bender

Accidentally sleeping with Fry

Accidentally sleeping with Leela and Fry

Accidentally sleeping with Leela

Accidentally sleeping with Zapp Brannigan.

Accidentally sleeping with Fry, again

Planet Express Communal Shower

The shower scene in 'Bender's Game' required a large number of takes because the crew weren't concentrating, and it took almost a full day for Amy to placate all the daydreaming. In the end, she spent the least time in the shower but needed it the most.